Sam Razor, Private Investigator: His First Case: The Blonde with the Bad Nose Job 

Noir Fiction with a Fresh Flair

Sam Razor, Private Investigator: His First Case by Carlo Armenise is a quirky blend of detective noir and dark comedy, filled with suspense, sarcasm, and outrageous characters. It’s a crime fiction novel that doesn’t shy away from humor, even when bullets are flying and secrets are unraveling, delivering both action and absurdity in equal measure.

Sam Razor is a private investigator who typically spends his days trailing unfaithful spouses—until the glamorous and mysterious Mary Whitfield hires him to find her missing sister. The search leads him from L.A. to the glitz of Las Vegas, where he uncovers a tangled mess of family secrets, mob debts, broken relationships, and an ominous ransom demanding $10 million. Mary’s sister, Margret, isn’t just missing—she’s possibly kidnapped by a mob enforcer known as “The Broker,” or maybe by her greedy stepfather, or even someone closer. As Sam dives deeper, he finds himself dodging bullets, confronting danger—all while trying not to lose his sense of humor… or his life.

Armenise’s prose is razor-sharp—pun intended—blending dry wit, breakneck pacing, and moments of genuine heart. Sam’s narration is sardonic yet sincere, giving the story a breezy, conversational tone. The supporting cast is vividly drawn and delightfully unhinged, each character adding layers of chaos, tension, and unexpected emotion. Armenise doesn’t just tell a detective story; he reinvents it with a satirical edge that lands.

If you’re after a mystery that’s quick-witted, fast-paced, and gloriously unfiltered, Sam Razor, Private Investigator hits the mark. Smart, sharp, and irresistibly human, it’s noir fiction with a wink and a worthy addition to any crime lover’s shelf. 5 Stars!